p1ants:

i’m not very good at small talk, i want 2 talk about dying and aliens and sex and meaning and the sky i am terrible at asking about school and weather 

woodmeat:

dickgripper:

when youre running what do your cock and balls do? do they just flap against your thighs or

my dick becomes rock hard to steer my body using wind currents, almost like a sail and said wind causes my scrotum to tighten close to my body for maximum speed

I know the distance is nothing compared to you superstar cyclists, but I’m hooked on cycling😍

I know the distance is nothing compared to you superstar cyclists, but I’m hooked on cycling😍